Jeff's Reasons Why: Independence Day Unjoy

1) Not enough swimming

2) Too much bbq causing indigestion

3) Not enough smoking

4) No fireworks :*(

5)No answers to my WTF in Lost

6) Did not get a cake proportional to America's size

So these are my reasons why America's birthday wasn't all that I'd hoped.

But I must admit, I'm not ashamed to live here.

Most of the time.

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Anyone for a drink?